“Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I’m telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town!” – Santa Claus is Coming to Town by Coots and Gillespie
As a child, did you ever wonder what Santa Claus would do if you weren’t good all year? Would he sneak snakes and slugs into your Christmas stocking instead of candy canes and chocolate? Would he wrap a box of mud and worms in merry Christmas wrapping paper?
Here are some of the toys that Santa might leave under the Christmas tree for naughty children;
Zombie Plush Pillows
“But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
‘Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!’ “ – ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas by Clement Clarke Moore
Sweet dreams little children… Your Little Critter Plushies will watch over you…
“Santani” Claus
“Police officer: Attacked by Christmas toys? That’s strange, that’s the second toy complaint we’ve had.” - A Nightmare Before Christmas, 1993
These life-like creepy and cute Christmas toys by Santani will terrify and entrance even the most courageous of kiddies.
Elves, Anyone?
“There are no strangers on Christmas Eve.” – Mildred Cram and Adele Comandini
No Barbies for the wicked; only monster dolls from SandraArteagA.
Deck the Halls with Bells and Emos
“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.” – Kin Hubbard
LuLusApple’s art dolls are perfect Christmas gifts for aspiring young emos and goths.
“He sees you when you’re sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake.
He knows when you’ve been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!” - Santa Claus is Coming to Town by Coots and Gillespie
